Please, girl. You have got another thing coming.
I kind of stewed on this all day, and I finally asked Chad this evening if he knew a Lisa (last name). He said he didn't and I asked him why he was friends with her on Facebook. His standard response, "I never turn anyone down because what if they want to be my friend because of BowTech". Obviously, BowTech.
I informed him of the messages he received and he giggled. I showed him her bikini-clad photo and he said he didn't recognize her, but based on some of their "mutual friends", she might have some ties to the University of Idaho. I asked him if he texted her and he giggled again. I had already looked at his phone, so I knew he hadn't. Like, seriously girl - if it doesn't have horns and he can't kill it with his bow, he's not going to pay any attention to it.
I'm not sure if I should be flattered that she wanted my husband to text her, or if I should rip her a new one for trying to hit on a man via Facebook who is clearly married. Needless to say, she is no longer on his friends list. Lisa, you best just back up off my man.
Oh, and one more thing. Learn to spell. It's spelled "hobby" and if you even looked at his Facebook profile, you would know his favorite hobby is hunting. And he doesn't care that you have to log out right now. Goodbye!